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Hey bro i won the lottery
No way bro, thats ming
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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A man who barely speaks and has ninja characteristics that feels no pain, and only has one weakness.. his nipples.
Also does any crazy shit he is told to do.
Jam: can i pinch your nipples?
Ming:no
Jam: can i light you on fire?
Ming: yep

Jam: ming whered you get that slurpee?
Ming: found it
by priz May 10, 2012
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A human who possesses limitless knowledge and infinite wisdom. His name sends shivers down the spines of all and may only be uttered under the breath of a whisper. His aura alone makes people shit themself.
<kid> Daddy, I want to be like Ming when I grow up and be worshipped by followers.

<dad> Don't be silly no mere mortal can be as godly as the great and merciful Ming.
by MKL May 12, 2004
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A person who has no talent and little knowledge of the job that they perform.
A totally useless person who only exists by getting others to do his work for him. A commercial parasite.
The new I.T. Manager is a total Ming, he spends all day downloading porn!
by Dr Juice January 31, 2004
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An awesome friend who is a GIRL (if you know what that is, NOT A BOY). Is often Chinese and can speak a heap of languages. Can be abusive sometimes if you get on her bad side, but mostly a nice and caring person. NOT A LIE. Never touch her hair or she'll go ninja style on you.

P.SCan get possessive over her food.
Ming killed the man who touched her hair and food.
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by wolfiethewolf August 12, 2018
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