Marijuana, or session in which it is smoked
Lets go smoke another ming
You got any ming left?
by Critter December 08, 2003
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Singular of minging, not nice, ugly.
or
Female genitalia
"Yuck - this hotel room is ming"
by alex April 16, 2005
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A degradation of the human mind into the bottomless pit of stupidity and utter foolishness, sometimes forming into art, sometimes pure, insane stupidity; nonsensical ramblings of the unconscious mind, or purposeful foolish utterings comprised of mostly of "words" not associated with any language, sometimes mixed in with words that don't really form intelligible sentences
"Hey guys, wanna ming?" "Sure dude, let do it." "Bapid veeport litter grunch punch munchy stunch funk. stamradding laffort griddle... deedort babaddle smenunk brish. My carndle landish sports pack dunk in dunk. Landing mine pish, posh other lateral triangular dictation. Speedish ransom chote swerm. Larzhe mandy smum. Sviddle peeport preeeeeeee-port skander mandle pittly winko janktum. Uttel buttler sit down crack sound laugh pounds rounds jick wack bebuttle."

"That was a fun session of ming. Let's do it again sometime, spint-hoodle crintston."
by Jonathan D October 05, 2007
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Originates from the Latino pronounciation of "man." Must be spoken by a white person, especially a girl, to have its full effect.
Hey ming, what are you doing tonight?
You coming ming?
That's a nice car you got ming!
by Mel March 26, 2003
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A fat American white guy without a shirt
"Ew, I really wish that ming would put his shirt on. It's turning my stomach
by Emily Jones June 25, 2005
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schoolboy bitch teacher hired by the U.S. Pres. to infiltrate students confidence and rat their drug habits out
by d-dary October 19, 2006
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A word to let people know that no one cares about what they are saying and your not listening
Rowan: my dad always beats me

Jake: I swear rowan everytime you talk all I hear is Ming Ming Ming
by Mazzzzza July 31, 2020
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