Someone of simple intelligence or who once upon a time would be called a village idiot. Especially effective when teamed with the name of your next door town.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

A term of endearment used to describe small, furry creatures.

Simply a mixture of a Minger and a Mong, basically a disgustingly FUGLY person that should only be allowed out in daylight if they live on a council estate.

A person so stupid/idiotic and possibly a waste of space, a 'Ming Mong' is present throughout all societies. The local muppet who is proud of it deserves to be tagged a "Ming Mong". There are various ways in which the term can be used, as per the examples below:

someone who is really ugly, so god damn ugly you cringe when you see their face, comes from the word minger, created by lucy.

a minger who also mongs. like me!