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A process of raping your intelligence; never accompanied by a pre-lubricant; doesn't leave you with an endorphine high and craving a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich or a cigarette. Rarely are dinner and drinks bought for you before or after the act; most often tried on an unsuspecting victim,penetration has less friction; the perpetrator will rarely call you the next day; A passive-agressive way to get their money shot, no happy ending for you.
I just read The New York Times and watched 2 hours of Fox news, now I don't know which hand to wipe with...what a mindfuck.
by terryzz February 16, 2009
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A cinematic technique that uses misdirection to lead to an ending that is at first glance completely unexpected or contradictory, but is coherent and reasonable given hindsight and careful observation of the clues presented.

Classic examples include “Memento”, “The Usual Suspects”, "Fight Club", and “The Sixth Sense”.
That movie was such a mindfuck!
by aaaaa October 09, 2003
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Mindfuck: v. The act of completely amazing someone to the point of confusion and speechlessness

Mindfucker: n. Someone who destroys all sense of reality.
That InShane magic show completely mindfucked the audience!

He totally mindfucked the shit out of me! I want his cock!
by InShane Magic November 18, 2011
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when someone messes with your mind...usually when someone of the oppostie sex plays games with your head, but can be used when anyone trys to manipulate you through mind tactics
This guy I was dating was mind fucking me to no end...he would give me special gifts and be sweet then turn around and be a total ass. Why do people play mind fucking games? It sucks nuts!
by Tiffers October 03, 2005
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(n.) A mind-blowing, confusing situation; a perplexity, a paradox, or an enigma.
Ted: "It took me three years to talk about that."
Al: "Well, Ted, Vietnam was an absolute mindfuck."

Senior Detective: "This just doesn't make any sense? Who murders a goose?"
Junior Detective: "Yeah, this case is an absolute mindfuck."

"If you are enrolling your children at Weisenborn Middle, prepare them for an absolute mindfuck."
by Brother Benson April 21, 2010
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when a woman delibertly messes with a mans emotions.
Dude, I don't get it. Ashley was all over me at the bar last weekend and last night she didn't even talk to me! Now she wants to know if i'm goin out tonight. She's definately mindfuckin you bro.
by Mr. Ecko November 04, 2009
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a situation which calls into question the way your mind currently sees a certain idea or the world in general
I was on a carnival ride when suddenly it went the opposite way I thought it would go. I got so confused that I was totattly mind fucked.
by gregoravichqoqoqqq December 04, 2008
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