my mom sent me a care package from back at home. i opened it and there was a dead cat. MINDBANG!

"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"

Your mom calls you and tells you that she has bought and cat and tells you to go home. You return home to find that ninjas have slaughtered your family. Your only reaction is..."MINDBANG!"

A fat kid in a wheelchair, going down a hill really fast and he wants cake but he cant have it because hes a fat kid in a wheelchair whos going really fast down a hill with a pool full of crocodiles at the end of the hill..MINDBANG

a fat kid in a wheel chair who wants cake but cant have any beacuse he's got no arms or legs and he is ontop of a very steep hill with a river full of piranas and crocodiles at the bottom of the hill. MINDBANG