A self-centred little whining bitch that sends you death threats on Instagram dms.

when your normal mimi goes gangster and grabs her tazer or eats the laundry detergent

cristian mimis is the real meaning of homosexuality.

A nude drunk alter ego which is crazy. The Mimi has no time for pants or common sense. Spewing logical fallacies well standing nude in the middle of a street is the Mimi’s favorite pastime. The only way to tame the Mimi is through the secret headlock (Placing your hand under his chin with your fingers and thumb is resting on either side of his cheeks. Then squeezing your fingers together till he looks like a chipmunk.) this usually puts him to sleep.