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One who is compelled to take a stand against trivial matters and air their frustrations—usually pertaining to fastfood—on Facebook
“Dear Steak n Shake, if I come through the drive through and you tell me I can’t have a milkshake because your machine is down, you’re not allowed to have ‘Shake’ in the name of your restaurant!”

Tim’s Facebook status, 1:37am

Tim is being a milkshake gatekeeper
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
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