by gratiszulzul June 20, 2015
When you smear you hairy greasy ass cheeks against a window with your cheeks spread to reveal your slimy hole.
Hey there's you dad, show'em your hairy milk dud.
by Blake November 11, 2002
A tray of rat and bunny droppings served for dinner and dinner alone along with a side of smuggled sweetarts. Feces contains psychedelic mushrooms usually.
Josh:I just ate the biggest platter of Milk Dud Deluxe ever. By the way, is that a golden llama on your head?
Katrina:Dude, you should've shared. And no, no it is not. It's known as an alpaca.
Katrina:Dude, you should've shared. And no, no it is not. It's known as an alpaca.
by KetchupSunshine November 07, 2010
by Shonte Jr. July 06, 2014
A law stating that, if encountered, a bald headed black man shall be slapped on the head quickly yet firmly
Person 1: You see that bald guy over there, you know Milk Dud’s Law, right?
Person 2: yeah, I do, let’s get this guy
Person 2: yeah, I do, let’s get this guy
by da koala June 23, 2020
by Strangeguycum April 01, 2015

