‘please francis, stop
asking what i’m
doing, i just told you i’m milf’
by vacuum cleaner 123 March 22, 2021
How could such a MILF give birth to that asswipe. MILF, MILF, MILF!
by Anon. January 3, 2004
Mom/Mother
I'd
Like
to
Fuck
Stifler's mom, apparently, to Finch
watch the first american pie or read the last issue of rolling stone
by cherrypopscle007 July 30, 2003
"Mother I'd like to fuck"

A mother, usually in her middle ages - that despite giving birth to your best friend, is still hot. It's quite common for teenage boys to befriend someone only because their mother's a "milf".
"Liek, omigah - Dude, you're mother's a milf!" -fapfapfap-
by Pissfire January 4, 2006
everyone elses mum but yours
person1: your mums a milf
person2: no she isn't, but your mum's a milf
person1: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!
person2: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!!
person1: lol
person2: lolol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 17, 2009
Madonna was cute, but hey, she's now a MILF
by Dave September 23, 2003
Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.
This term was made popular after the American Pie Films were released
"Whoa you're mum's a milf"
by Gwenzo November 11, 2007