please francis, stop
asking what i’m
doing, i just told you i’m milf’
by vacuum cleaner 123 March 22, 2021
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How could such a MILF give birth to that asswipe. MILF, MILF, MILF!
by Anon. January 03, 2004
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Mom/Mother
I'd
Like
to
Fuck
Stifler's mom, apparently, to Finch
watch the first american pie or read the last issue of rolling stone
by cherrypopscle007 July 30, 2003
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"Mother I'd like to fuck"

A mother, usually in her middle ages - that despite giving birth to your best friend, is still hot. It's quite common for teenage boys to befriend someone only because their mother's a "milf".
"Liek, omigah - Dude, you're mother's a milf!" -fapfapfap-
by Pissfire January 04, 2006
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everyone elses mum but yours
person1: your mums a milf
person2: no she isn't, but your mum's a milf
person1: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!
person2: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!!
person1: lol
person2: lolol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 17, 2009
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Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.
This term was made popular after the American Pie Films were released
"Whoa you're mum's a milf"
by Gwenzo November 11, 2007
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