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A mom that you would like to bone and is not named Macy Skeels
Man she is such a milf.
by Papi Chulo420 November 05, 2018
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I’d like to hit my boi Connor he’s a milf.
by The back of the bus June 19, 2018
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Milf basically means you're asking to fuck an old bitch. Typically a mom who can have children. The full term is 'Mother, I'd like to fuck.'
Dude: I fucked a MILF yesterday!
Girl: Do you feel accomplished? Why the fuck would you tell me this?
Dude: Not really. She was OLD.
Girl: She's a MILF what did you expect? Like, literally a MOM.
Dude: Not just any mom.
Girl: Huh?
Dude: YOUR MOM.
Girl: I fucking hate you. That was the worst joke ever.
Dude: You think I was joking?

Dude has died due to mysterious circumstances.
by SoNotTaylor November 29, 2020
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An old woman, mostly between 40-55 that prefers to have sex with young men between 18 and 23
by Jay the dick July 01, 2016
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