Amanda......your mom is a hot milf. Age 36 looks better than ever! Don't whine b/c everyone wants to fuck her. You'll be a milf one day too.
by iwannadoher February 27, 2006
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Mother I'd Like To F**k

A man wamts to f**k a "hot momma", or a hot woman.
Gary: Man, your mom is such a MILF.
Mikey: A what?
Gary: God, you retard, I wanna f**k her!
by cdl February 22, 2005
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a woman who publicly presents her small child, proving that she has fucked, and likes to fuck., and preferably has nice legs and no gut, big tits are also a very nice attribute. The non-presence of a male mate i.e. husband/boyfriend shows everyone that she is ready to ride.
"Dude, check that MILF out, I'm gonna' go talk to her and find out what's up!"
by BAM311 June 25, 2006
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Primary example: Matts mom...wait shes a MIF.........MOM I FUCKED!
by JOHN PIMP DADDY July 16, 2003
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My milf of a mother moans like a whore when she gets fucked by my dad everynight.
by -1-4-2-3 October 13, 2009
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The following are MILF's:
Shania Twain
Britney Spears
Jennifer Garner
Rachel Hunter
Elle Macpherson
Heidi Klum
Kathy Ireland
Cindy Crawford
Christie Brinkley
by b4i4q January 18, 2007
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