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(Mother I'd Like To Fuck)
wheather it is your mother or your mates mother.
YOU :Hey Anthony Your Mum is a milf
THEM:I know
by PSYCHO MUTHER FUCKER December 22, 2004
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A mum (often a friends) who you would do anything to have her taste your prawn. sometimes you try to lick her feet as she walks up the stairs, because your that fucked up.
Dude have you seen stevens dads girlfriend? MAn SHE IS A MILF! I WOULD TOTTALY LET HER SHIT ON ME!
by G1v3 Me P1nk July 31, 2007
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Accroynm for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.

How to spot a MILF:

Woman mid-to late 20s to late 30s.
Blonde hair that's obviously out of a bottle.
Wears sunglasses or glasses in her hair.
Exposed mid-riff.
Exposed thong/g-string.
Pierced belly-button and possibly nipple(s).
Tattoo - either around belly-button or design on lower back.
Short skirt or jeans.
Tight t-shirt with no bra on underneath.
When out shopping you can easily spot lots of hot MILFs
by <insert> January 25, 2005
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MUM i like 2 fuck i would shag her
my m8z mum is a milf and she is so fit i would shag her hard ive seen her strip 4 me she looked very nice in her sexy red lacy thong
by milf fucker June 17, 2007
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Mothers In Loving Families. This is what you say if your wife or girlfriend asks what MILF stands for.
Sarah: Hey, what's MILF stand for?
You: Oh, uh, Mothers in Loving Families.
Sarah: Oh, isn't that sweet.
by tmp2361 March 21, 2009
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Mom or Mother i like to fuck
Miss Nadia is my friend's aunt.She is a mother to three children but she is the most sexiest wife and mother in the whole street.She comes daily to her balcony to dry the washed clothes and all the guyz in the nearby houses including me take snaps from digital zooming cameras we r planning to host her website."Hey ahsan your Aunt Nadia is a MILF"
by Pervez Musharaf February 20, 2006
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