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Stifler's mom, apparently, to Finch
watch the first american pie or read the last issue of rolling stone
by cherrypopscle007 July 30, 2003
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How could such a MILF give birth to that asswipe. MILF, MILF, MILF!
by Anon. January 03, 2004
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"Mother I'd like to fuck"

A mother, usually in her middle ages - that despite giving birth to your best friend, is still hot. It's quite common for teenage boys to befriend someone only because their mother's a "milf".
"Liek, omigah - Dude, you're mother's a milf!" -fapfapfap-
by Pissfire January 04, 2006
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"Dude, what's a MILF?"
"M-I-L-F, Mom I'd like to fuck!"
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"Woah, Johnny, your mom's a MILF!"
by D. Edge March 17, 2003
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Mother I'd Like to Fuck

Some hot ass mom of a friend's that you wanna do so badly
When you're going out to basketball practice and you see ur best friend's mother bending over to pick some flowers and she's got a thong on Got MILF?
by Me April 15, 2005
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