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Mother-in-Law Fucker.

When your Mother-in-Law has a few drinks, winks at you, and pulls her shorts and underwear down to her ankles and sticks her hungry ass in the air, you rapidly become a MILF.
When my M-I-L dropped her pants and got down on all fours, well, I became a MILF, a confirmed Mother-in-Law Fucker. Right in her goddamn asshole. It was GOOD.
by Jacques Asse August 10, 2009
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Mom I'd Like to Fuck

Moms that give you a boner
Person #1: Dude, Britney Spears is such a milf. I'd like to tap that ass all day.
Person #2: Britney Spears isn't that hot...
by {W@R} March 12, 2006
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Amanda......your mom is a hot milf. Age 36 looks better than ever! Don't whine b/c everyone wants to fuck her. You'll be a milf one day too.
by iwannadoher February 27, 2006
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A MILF is a hot ass chick who you later find to be David Caseley's mum! Genuinely an Abberviation of:

M: Mum
I: I'd
L: Like to
F: Fuck

A MILF is a Great looking mum
A: Hey have you seen David Caseley's mum

B: Oh Yeah shes a right MILF, I totally want to give her a hot lunch and Cleveland Steamer

see also Hot Lunch and a Cleveland Steamer
by wilkybarkid January 17, 2008
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noun variation.

acronym for Midget I'd Like To Fuck.

quite simply a doable midget
thing 1: dude, thats a serious milf.

thing 2: what, that midget? i guess shes a milf, but shes also a midget.

thing 1: double milf!!
by vicousk September 14, 2009
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The following are MILF's:
Shania Twain
Britney Spears
Jennifer Garner
Rachel Hunter
Elle Macpherson
Heidi Klum
Kathy Ireland
Cindy Crawford
Christie Brinkley
by b4i4q January 18, 2007
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