Urban Dictionary: milf

See that hot mom? She's a milf!

by Andy November 26, 2004

The definition stems back to an old art of checking out older women with kids and needing a short acronym to inform a fellow connoisseur that you have spotted a worthy trophy. This stands for Mother I'd Like to Fuck (The "to" is Silent)

Damn, look at that MILF!!!

Have you seen any MILF's today?

That was the best MILF I have ever had!

by hjbf79@hotmail.com November 09, 2005

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A mother who is fucking hot as! ... If your mums a milf... here's my number ... 93456775

"geez man your mum is a MILF!"
"Shut the FUCK UP MAN! whyd you have to go and say somethign liek that!?"

by TiMM-EaH! January 10, 2005

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MILF

M-I-L-F Mother I'd Like to Fuck

Damn she is one hot MILF.

by Ron August 05, 2003

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MILF

Mom
I'd
Like to
Fuck

Wow, stifflers mom is such a milf. whats a milf? MOM ID LIKE TO FUCK. YEAH!
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dude am i going to have a hang over cause i want one HAHAHAHAHA

by SeCrEt JS MAZAA July 23, 2004

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MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

a hot older woman, usually married with a kid or two.

Mike scored him a hot MILF last night. She called him to come help with the plumbing while her kids were out with her husband.

by Dereker August 16, 2008

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stands for "moms i'd like to fuck"

The PGA championship is an awesome place to pick up some girls, especially milfs.

by emiline August 25, 2003

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