by VTvalley2 November 26, 2009
by John Triton April 2, 2008
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK THOSE GIRLS, WOW, THEY'RE SOOO LOVELY <3 WUB WUB WUB
Dude, they're called "S/mileage"
Dude, they're called "S/mileage"
by S/miler December 10, 2011
when you are really cheap and you never reply to texts unless its somewhat important or from the chick your trying to wheel. usually very frustrating to ones friends.
Friend 1: dude, didn't you get my text last night?
Friend 2: man my phone bill was ridiculous last month from texting jenn, so i have to really cut back to get better text mileage this month
Friend 1: Man, dump that bitch
Friend 2: ......(doesn't text back)
Friend 2: man my phone bill was ridiculous last month from texting jenn, so i have to really cut back to get better text mileage this month
Friend 1: Man, dump that bitch
Friend 2: ......(doesn't text back)
by rick fooey March 9, 2010
A 0 mileage is the perfect women who ticks every box. They have no bodies to their name and are loyal to the soil and aren’t like 99% of women in todays world. All 0 mileages have no previous owners meaning you’re the first and likely their last. When speaking to a 0 mileage it’s difficult as they are rare to come across and even rarer to win… 0 mileages are always 10/10 too.
by HM____ November 9, 2022
A metric to determine if a woman is wifey material. A female that has had sex with a lot of men has high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage. The same way a used vehicle with a lots of mileage may have a lower blue book value; females with high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage are less desirable.
The chick I'm dating seems like wifey material, but I can't get over the fact that she's slept with 30+ guys, her crotch mileage is way too high for me.
by darbizwell March 4, 2009
A mileage run is a trip for the sole purpose of earning frequent-flier miles; a trip to absolutely anywhere at all assuming that the fare is cheap enough so that the miles balance out the cost.
Samir Bhatnagar is about 3,000 miles short of platinum status in the Northwest Airlines WorldPerks program, and he's willing to go to great lengths to attain elite status for 2006; He searches the Internet for a cheap fare to Europe, Las Vegas or the West Coast and he will most likely take a mileage run before year's end.
by daryl June 18, 2006