by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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Guy 1: Hey you want to go to the bar later?
Guy 2: No. My girl want to be sitting at mile high stadium.
Guy 2: No. My girl want to be sitting at mile high stadium.
by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 09, 2009
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Last night in Denver I ignored the warning tap so he blasted his load inside me. It was the best mile high cream pie ever!!
by Idontthinkurreadyforthisjelly January 23, 2016
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by doing your mom7777777777777777 April 23, 2011
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Wanking on a plane, usually in the plane lavatory. Like the Mile High Club but far easier to attain and much more shameful.
Example 1
Guy1:Johnny's been in the bathroom awhile, I bet you he's joining the Mile High Club.
Guy 2: Pfft maybe as a half member!
Johnny: Guess who's now a Mile High Club Half Member!
Guy 1: Called it!
Example 2
Drunk guy:Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club!
*Johnny guy drinks*
Johnny:I'm a Mile High Club half member!
Drunk guy: Ew man gross!
Johnny:Hey dude, it was a long flight and I was bored.
Guy1:Johnny's been in the bathroom awhile, I bet you he's joining the Mile High Club.
Guy 2: Pfft maybe as a half member!
Johnny: Guess who's now a Mile High Club Half Member!
Guy 1: Called it!
Example 2
Drunk guy:Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club!
*Johnny guy drinks*
Johnny:I'm a Mile High Club half member!
Drunk guy: Ew man gross!
Johnny:Hey dude, it was a long flight and I was bored.
by mrperson123 January 30, 2018
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ultra-exclusive club for espresso mocha fiends wherein their beautifully benevelont barista's give them a discounted price on there usual drink in order to be rewarded with a generous tip.
or hot hot sex.
or hot hot sex.
by le j. November 09, 2004
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Take me to Mile High Club
by Trengerpenger July 19, 2017
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