pronounced mee-kæk and derived from 'my cock.' It's the word you use on a trick that doesn't necessarily like hearing foul language, even though everyone, including the trick, knows that she's a dirty lil slut.

You can also just shout it out for no gotamn reason at all.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.