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A yogurt.
In 1987, doctor Mordicai Dimpsley cured cutleckoptistosis burblet with this shit. It was a profound moment in human history.
Nipple light.
In 1987, doctor Mordicai Dimpsley cured cutleckoptistosis burblet with this shit. It was a profound moment in human history.
Nipple light.
"Where the flying blue fuck, is my miiup?" - Olivia Trottier
"I can run really really fast, after eating my miiup" - Apple CEO.
"I can run really really fast, after eating my miiup" - Apple CEO.
by Rent a car place January 31, 2019
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005