An essay due at midnight, making for a stressful evening that turns to joy (or embarrassment) once the paper is sent off.
Jeff: "Hey, do you want to watch Star Wars tonight?"
Bryan: "No way! I'm writing a midnight essay, and it's already 7 p.m."
Bryan: "No way! I'm writing a midnight essay, and it's already 7 p.m."
by Wanderfalke May 03, 2010
As in the film Funny Girl:
"I had to get up on account of the baby. he's a regular midnight fisherman!"
"I had to get up on account of the baby. he's a regular midnight fisherman!"
by HotPixie March 18, 2008
That sneaky roommate that eats all your pickles out of your fridge in the middle of the night. A devious individual indeed.
Every day I wake up with less and less pickles in my fridge. It's my sneaky fat roommate that midnight pickler.
by pooter diddler October 25, 2013
Someone who jerks off right around midnight every night, usually due to being horny with no pussy sex in sight, other than porn.
Dude is such a midnight choker, don't even bother calling him at midnight, he'll be choking the chicken neck to porn!
by sarasplayroom.com November 04, 2009
The emptiness you feel in your stomach in the middle of the night, usually while watching commercials for pizza or Burger King.
Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy #2: Ughh man, I was watching this movie on TV, and then a Burger King commercial came on for the Whopper JR. I realized I totally had the midnight munchies and I just had to get 50 of them things.
Guy #2: Ughh man, I was watching this movie on TV, and then a Burger King commercial came on for the Whopper JR. I realized I totally had the midnight munchies and I just had to get 50 of them things.
by Bill Tregen March 05, 2010
by R-Deuce Shorty Smooth September 18, 2008
by kstan34 May 29, 2010

