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A nonsensical piece of slang made popular in a MadTV skit. The joke is that it's supposed to sound like "light in the loafers," but it has no actual meaning.
BC: Hey, check out the shirt Roger's wearing today.

PL: Yeah. Nice shirt.

BC: You know what I heard about Roger?

PL: What?

BC: The guy's a midnight golfer.

PL: What?

BC: He's a midnight golfer -- Roger.

PL: He's a midnight golfer, he likes to golf at night?

BC: Yeah, he's a midnight golfer.

PL: I don't know what you mean.
by ErikN October 06, 2005
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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someone who chases balls in the dark, or likes to putt in the rough. A homsexual male.
Yo, I don't care what you say -- any dude who cries at the end of Brokeback Mountain is a midnight golfer for sure.
by the avi January 26, 2006
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one who has all of his lanterns in one submarine
Dude you said that you would make out with
Ben Afflack?????

You are a total midnight golfer now
by Steve January 25, 2005
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A racist, derogatory, stereotypical term used to describe an African-American.
Look at that Midnight Golfer. 'Dat niggas in a trance staring at that booty.
by What Up! January 20, 2006
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