Urban Dictionary: midgie

australian slang for the tiny flying insects that aren't flies or mosquitoes, often hang in swarms, and generally aim for your nose

there's so many midgies out tonight, I must have swallowed a dozen!

by heyscully July 14, 2013

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Another way to call a person short.

Me: Hey look at that guy. He sure is short.
Friend: Gosh! He's a midgie!

by JLboy June 15, 2009

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A midgy is somebody who is not quite the size of a midget but far from the size of a normal human being. Also known as a dwarf or giant midget.

My co-worker is a midgy because she is 5'2"

by Mizkizaa October 18, 2010

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I own you.

Midgie, being me, owns you all.

by Midgie November 22, 2003

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A unit of measurement less than a millimetre. It can be used in a variety of contexts. Midgies have notoriously small members.

Example 1: Music or TV
Can you turn it up a midgie's dick?

Example 2: Furniture making
I need to shave a midgie's dick off the width of the drawers. Can you pass me the belt sander?

by Meathook Mike June 17, 2014

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A friendly description for having a tiny penis, possibly covered in bumps.

Sharon: I've had diarrheas more satisfying than Andy's tiny midgie pickle. (_)_)=D

by T. Toal January 17, 2014

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In short, litterally, midget tits

Bridget the midget has some midgy-bidgy

by Merkaba aka Malaclypse jr January 08, 2009

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