What you call someone shorter than you no matter what their height is. Usually this person isn't actually a midget, unless of course you want your achilles tendon cut out when you're not looking down.
Hey you might be a "midget" now but you'll grow up some day. How old are you again? 22? Oh well....
by Itsutsu Kami May 14, 2011
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small but perfectly formed (no offence, but completely different to dwarves) and yes, we certainly do kick ass!
midget means beautiful diminutive creature,fantastic friend, fearsome enemy, less than 5' but can make a giant quiver in bed or in battle!
by minimidge July 14, 2006
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Another term for mid-grade marijuana. It contains seeds and stems and will not get the user as high as the loud pack will. Midget is cheaper, but not always worth it especially if you have a lot of heads puffing on that blunt.
Man, pass that, I'm not chiefin' on no midget, I live on da loud.
by Cinnamon313 June 28, 2011
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1. Offensive. An extremely small person who is otherwise normally proportioned.
2. A small or miniature version of something.
3. A class of small objects, as a class of very small sailboats or racing cars.
-Issac: Hey David, who is that 10-year-old sitting next to you in chemistry?
-David: No, man. That's Marco, my midget friend
by issac nabiyev May 15, 2008
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Main Entry: midg·et
Pronunciation: \ˈmi-jət\
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
Etymology: midge
Date: 1816

1: something (as an animal) much smaller than usual
2 : a monkey disguised as a clown
3: a front-engine, single-seat, open-wheel racing car smaller and of less engine displacement than standard cars of the type
by theskanman July 13, 2008
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the disease first discovered in south england resulting in the horizontally challenged and/or short
After being diagnosed with midgetism, the old man slowly got shorter
by Pat Dunphy July 25, 2003
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