often referred to as 'elfitis' midgets are defined as being vertically challenged and the center of most perverse porno films with low quality.
I just saw a 'midget' in a jar of jelly with 2 fat women
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A very small person who lives amongst us. They can be of any age or gender however they are tiny and petite for whatever age they may be.

Midget can also be used as an offence against dwarfs but this is rearely used.
Person 1: You are such a legit midget.
Person 2: I know, I am so tiny!
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midgets, the perfect object to punt into a wall
that midget stole me gold!!!
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noun-a being which packs twice the sexiness of a normal human into a considerably smaller frame.
Unlike monkeys, midgets are eye level to everything good in life.
by Anonymous August 01, 2003
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Midget is a term otherwise used to describe such one as a donut.
"Look over there, its a midget"
" Nah ow bro I think its a donut"
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having a big ass forehead, having short legs and being 5'3 head ass
keivn is a midget head ass.
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