to smallen something

Derived from the word "Midget", which means a short person.
The qualities of being a midget is called "midgetness".

a unit of measurement for determining the height of a midget. 1 midgetal is equal to 1.4 feet. 40 centimeters or 16 inches.
Also can be used for determining distance

The most evil being on planet earth. They spend their days hunting mankind and eating our souls. They hide in vending machine, around dark corners, under bridges, and Nationals stadium. The natural born enemy of the pint sized menace is the Ginger, as they have no soul to eat.

Crowded elevators smell different to these people

When your Dick gets as small as you've ever seen it get. usually after getting out of cold water.

A special human created by God so that pedophiles would have something legal to play with.