by Oreodave January 10, 2020
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If you've ever wondered what a guy five foot nothing or shorter would look like fucking a girl in a magazine, your ex-wife, or even your mother, sit back, relax, and put on some midget poem.
Hey, that's the 4'11" DJ fucking who is that my ex wife fuck. The worst part about this video is this guy has a bigger dick than I do and he's 4'11". At least my ex wife is happy with the little dude. I'm turning off the midget porn for the night.
by Solid Mantis May 09, 2019
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Adj. Used to describe an abnormal amount of something. An Amount that is indescribably on the small side but not comparable to anything else.
by Twinkie94 October 21, 2018
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Bagel Shop Person: How many bagels do you want? Is a half a dozen good?
Shopper: Nah that's too many! A midget's dozen will be good.
Bagel Shop Person: A what?
Shopper: A Midget's Dozen! That's 5.
Shopper: Nah that's too many! A midget's dozen will be good.
Bagel Shop Person: A what?
Shopper: A Midget's Dozen! That's 5.
by DWBB January 11, 2016
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One who is addicted to sucking the life out of dwarfed homo sapiens through their genitalia until they shrivel up like a withered old lady.
by purplelvmbo September 25, 2017
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by MidgetRoyale March 10, 2021
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by jupiter the dwarf August 27, 2021
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