A person that attracts only people of short stature often referred to as midgets or a hobbits.
Meg was at the club last nite when approached by a group of midgets, following copius amounts of shots proceeded home to engage in midget gangbanging. Some might say she is a midget magnet or maybe a hobbit hunter
by CHUCKNORRIS6149 September 10, 2010
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The audacity of a man under 5’7 . A man trying to argue with a woman because he is mad that he is short.
by Uareus February 28, 2021
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When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom
I totally midget mommyied this girl last night from the bar
by Alan15 December 10, 2018
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cacophemism for a 'little' get t ogether
He: Are you going to the Midget Party tonight?
She: That's un-PC & offensive!
He: Ok, we're having a little get together later, you in?
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 09, 2015
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A person who is so dumb that their singnificence is less than the size of a Normal penguin
SHut you up you goddamn midget penguin
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When a long hardy rod is inserted into the anus of a little person. The little person has something written on their body resembling a picket sign.
Last night Joey and I made a midget picket.
by Midget Long Dong Mc shlong March 18, 2017
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