Term used to describe persons who are above the maximum height to be considered a midget. Derogatory term used to describe those who are vertically challenged

Rubbing one off

A short person with red hair

the squeezing of ones testicles that makes the scrotum and its contents look like a brain.

A term used to describe a lady that has larger-than-socially-acceptable breasts packed into a very tight shirt.

The "Tallest Midget" is when someone or something is the best at something, but that something isn't anything special. The tallest midget is the tallest one of his group - but although he is the tallest midget - he is still, at the end of the day, a midget. Also could be called the "Hottest Garbageman".

a person who is narrow-minded or has limited knowledge or insight to anything outside his or her immediate life.

basically someone who lacks education or higher thought.