a suburban area in queens, new york in which white kids for some reason think they are black. you can find a group of these either at juniper, at atlas, or maybe even PHILLIES(who the fuck goes there?). and most dont return home from olh cuz theyre not little middle skool kiddies. basically it can be a pretty okay place as long as you know enough normal people.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A town so nice they never named it twice. No middle village is a shit bag full of gangsters and guidos , But slowly but steady becoming skinny jean skater fags . The main group going around is Our lady of hope (OLH). Apparently there the smartest school in the diocese. But most of them think its cool to hold switch blades in their backpacks and act gay. They hang out in Phillies where their amazing chefs don't wash their hands and pick they noses. They go to atlas to look like a cool roaming gang. They go to the park to meet their bitches & hoes and think its cool to fuck around with random people. Also St.Margrets is also running around acting black. Then we have high school kids from christ the king who smoke outside of 7-11 to look mad gangster. This gangster phases last from the ages of 9 - 18.

A neighborhood in the borough of Queens, NY. Yeah, it has annoying punk kids but at least they have personalities and some kind of balls compared to puss* LI kids. Of course the dumb guidos and loud mouth guido bitch*s that think they are so tough as they borrow mommy and daddy's car and cash can be a hassle but entertaining at the same time.

It is diverse and a nice community once you get past that and has the best park in Queens with the nicest view of NYC.

a town in the middle of queens , by which the population consists of guidos and white kids who try to act "gangster".many people try to earn " street cred" by calling middle village "murdaville" .all the teens are either sluts or pimps. they hang out in a PARK or at phillies....(real gangster ..huh). many of the parents paied for their children to graduate from one of the most retarted schools ever olh. so basically...middle village is a shit hole with a touch of howard beach wannabees.

a neighborhood where black guys pretend to be in "gangs" and try to press you at juni while they have their whole mvbike life trailing behind them and when guys try to finger girls at regas movies at atlas. But honestly, middle village is better then Whitson or bayside and Douglaston shit because those are just snobs and white rich bitches that don't have friends or a life so middle village is the best your gonna get in queens. But we honestly have the best people who know how to work and don't have everything given to them by their parents but those kids throwing crip signs at the park...we dont accept them, but mv kids def had a good childhood especially if you went to hope.

a town that has white people trying to act black at juniper park. slowly, black kids are entering. you will most likely get jumped by gangs. little middle school kids smoke shit at the track and the hockey rink because they think they're cool. they ride their little tricycles and call themselves bike life. they wheelie with their training wheels and post all over the gram. olh and margaret's are shitty schools that are so called "good" but the kids are all depressed because their teachers suck. don't buy a house and start a family in middle village or "mv" or "murderville"