A beer by Anheuser-Busch (the company that also makes Budweiser). There's Michelob Ultra, Light, etc., because Michelob is a family of beers. Good down the throat too bad it can't stay for long.
go get me another pack of the Michelob
by rohan f July 30, 2008
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Amber-colored water with a miniscule alcohhol content which seems to be marketed as a sports drink.
Person 1: Would you like a beer?
Person 2: What do you have?
Person 1: Just Mich Ultra. It's good for you, you know.
Person 2: Nah, I'll take something a little stronger. How about a water?
by Kturk July 11, 2005
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What beer drinkers drink when they're not drinking beer.
Dude #1: "Hey buddy, want a beer?"
Dude #2: "No thanks, I have to drive home later. Can I have a Michelob Ultra?"
by dmbcpa777 August 09, 2012
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Flavorless alcohol delivery product that people think is good for them because their television and radio told them so.
I saw a man walk out of the grocery store with three bags of chips, five loaves of bread, and two cases of Michelob Ultra. He's watching his carb intake, you know.
by Beerman September 22, 2003
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Pussy beer. It's for golfers and queers.
"Let's get some michelobe ultra"

"Yeah, right after I powder my pussy... Queer."
by Vikingtechnologi March 14, 2014
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The beer people hate on for being light but are drinking a 210 calorie beer with the same alcohol percentage. You drink
Bud light buddy, calm down.
Yeah let me grab a Michelob Ultra I’m not trying to eat two dinners
by NewYorkPalmTrees January 08, 2021
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The act of removing the top off of a Michelob Ultra bottle, putting your thumb over the end and shaking it vigorously, when it has been shaken enough insert the bottle into the persons ass and let go, while engaging in sexual acts!!
I gave that girl a Michelob Milkyway last night!
by Josh- August 31, 2011
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