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A person who is sexually attracted to Michael Afton from Five Night's at Freddy's.

A literal person who got disembowled, and they want to date that person.
What. The. Hell.

They should be contained in a basement for all of their lives.
Person1: Oh hey, what's your sexuality?
Person2: I'm michaelaftonsexual.
Person1: I'm afraid I'm going to have to call the police.
by CorruptedSouls21 February 10, 2021
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May 11 Word of the Day
A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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