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The word used to describe an over-weight lesbian with a twitch in her left eye.
'Did you see that mezzer b4, she was holding hands with old miss Rawnsley from Church Lane'
by Dan Teh Pwnerer October 12, 2005
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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A word used when someone is totally shit-faced.
A: You is well mezzers mate!

or

A: Feeling so fucking mezzers!
by JakeyPeeDubs May 01, 2011
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