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The country which borders the United States to the south. See Mexico.
Both margaritas and whores always taste better in Mexistan.
by Migrainiac July 14, 2006
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Apr 24 Word of the Day
A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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Mexistan don't like to get into gang fights,
He likes flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too
See that fly vato over there? He's so Mexistan.

Mexistan bought me a cerveza and a quesadilla. He's pinche chingon!!
by Mexistan April 02, 2019
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