When I came to UR cuntry had to use mexican bedpan to make coffee,
use mexican pan to cook mexican bacon, sleep in mexican tree shanks mare & mexican taxi
MAN I was on mexican time drinking mexican water with a mexican dream my mexican shorts pull way up.
Now I a rich man!!! I have a broker firewall slut + Stock options.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”