A straight male who uses smileys(i.e., ;-), etc.) in his text messages and IM.

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.

Man who reads feminist literature.

n. one who spends an inordinate amount of time texting and reading texts.

When a man sends texts that groups symbols, punctuation marks, and lol's so much that you just know that his wardrobe is full of pastel colors..
Hence metrotextual..

A man why texts, IMs, emails, or what have you, but in an overtly feminine way.