An antibiotic; one you are prescribed if you have bacterial vaginosis. It is important to note that you cannot take consume any alcohol for 48 hours after you take it. This medication is also prone to upset your stomach and causes yeast infections.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.