1) a metrosexual is a guy who may be easily mistaken for a fag because the only difference between the two mistakes of human nature are found in the bedroom. where is hitler when you need him?

2) a male who wants the attention that a queer gets for being 'unique' and 'fun to go shopping with' without going the whole nine yards and shlobbin a few knobs.

3) a colon crusader who hasn't come to terms with him wanting to stick his prick in other men's buttholes because he got beat by his mom... seriously what guy gets beat by his mom, such a pussy
all you faggots(male) who posted positive/sensitive definitions. you are either collaborators of the kind or one of them yourself.

hey dad im a metro sexual now! your a gahd damn vagina, now shut the hell up,throw away your shitty poetry, stop listening to your pussy dashboard confessionals, take off your makeup, stop putting on your sisters panty hose and stop pretending to be a fag.
by poseidon's kiss March 3, 2006
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A douchey male who flaunts his expensive Guess jackets, goes tanning and highlights his hair.
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Someone who's sexually straight but socially gay.
Richard Simmons is such a metro sexual with his getup and exercise routine.
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Metro sexual:
1) (quickly fading) Fad style found in large cities in which males fuel their vanity by spending money to have their fingernails buffered and their face exfoliated. although many will strive to be politically correct, there is nothing sexual about the metrosexual. place the metrosexual in an enviornment outside of a starbucks and a salon, and you will see where is masculinity stands (yes, there is such a thing as masculinity). although the metrosexual knows to be sensitive (a plus), there is no strength to accompany the soft side, therefore he is androgenous. of course, with any fad, there will be women attracted to 'it' because of the social status, and the social status alone. it would be well advised for women to date other men in cities with a high crime rate such as new york, as metrosexuals abhor violence and would rather get their nails done then defend their woman from a mugger.
to be fair, im sure there are exceptions to the rule, and im sure there are metrosexuals that have not forsaken their true sexuality. (3 million years of it is hard to vanquish.)
2) Term pertaining to any style thought of as a politically correct male look or action, sometimes seen as homosexual.
1) You know. the guy you thought was gay but isnt. thus, metro sexual.

2) ryan seacrest acts metro sexual.
by Neitzsche February 13, 2006
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a metrosexual is simply a man who is unashamed of indulging his vanity, and is stylish enough to get away with being vain.

it isn't about sex, and it's never applied to women. it's just a man who hasn't quite crossed the line into narcissism. avoid him all the same; like the song says, a man shouldn't spend more time on himself than he does on you.
custer was a metro sexual. william shatner is vain, but he's not a metrosexual. currently, most true, heterosexual metrosexuals are black men and italian american men.
by north america January 24, 2006
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A guy who's in fact so gay that he's affraid to be fucked in the ass.
Hey, don't you think that metro sexual from the marketing department would be happier if he'd recognize he was gay?
by Obetrol November 26, 2005
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