Misty Christy does meth math: "square root of (good + evil) is positive, but if it's minus negative, so if you cancel out evil, you get me, that means I'm god. QED. See Mondo? I just proved that I'm god, mathematically, how cool is that. I'm god."

Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate

What's your name? Are you Irish? My dad is English and my mom is Irish, but I'm only one quarter English! This is a classic example of meth math.

It was obvious Kyle’s ability to de-escalate an argument needed improvement when he mocked Heather’s comparison of looking and touching by responding, “meth-math”.