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the shadows you see out of the corner of your eye when youve been up for a week high on crystal methamphetamine
by cheese taco September 06, 2003
Jun 4 Word of the Day
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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That f*cking thing thats been hiding outside behind the bush all night long. You can seen his shadow out of the corner of your eye, but when you peek out the blinds, he's not there...
by perry-noid1 January 01, 2004
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Momentary hallucination induced by many days of no sleep while using amphetamines. Commonly witnessed by automobile operators driving long-distance road trips at night.
While tweaking and driving the truck driver said, "Oh Shit! Did you see that? Wait...it was only a meth monster."
by NW December 01, 2002
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The bald-spot infested, bloodshot eyed, emaciated meth addict twin brother of the famous Sesame Street character Cookie Monster. He is neighbors with Oscar the Grouch and smokes meth in the dumpster next to Oscar's trash can.
Meth Monster- Hey kids, my brother couldn't make it today because I, I KILLED HIM AND THREW HIM IN A DUMPSTER!! I mean he's sick from eating too many cookies. That's why I smoke meth instead. Now anyways time to count to 10
1 bag of meth.
2 bags of meth.
3 bags of meth.
4 bags of meth
5 bags of meth
Meth Monster: Oh shit this is starting to get tempting
6 bags of meth
7 bags of meth
*Starts sweating
8 bags of meth
9 bags of meth
Meth Monster: C'mon almost to 10
10 bags of meth
*pulls out a gun
Meth Monster: DON'T YOU TAKE A SINGLE STEP CAMERA GUY!!! This shit is mine all mine!! I'm gonna smoke it and get so fucking wired tonight!!!
* shoots the camera guy pulls out his pipe and puts the meth in the pipe
Meth Monster: yes!!!! hahahhahahaha!!!! and remember kids, meth is better for you than cookies.
1 bag of meth.
2 bags of meth.
3 bags of meth.
4 bags of meth
5 bags of meth
Meth Monster: Oh shit this is starting to get tempting
6 bags of meth
7 bags of meth
*Starts sweating
8 bags of meth
9 bags of meth
Meth Monster: C'mon almost to 10
10 bags of meth
*pulls out a gun
Meth Monster: DON'T YOU TAKE A SINGLE STEP CAMERA GUY!!! This shit is mine all mine!! I'm gonna smoke it and get so fucking wired tonight!!!
* shoots the camera guy pulls out his pipe and puts the meth in the pipe
Meth Monster: yes!!!! hahahhahahaha!!!! and remember kids, meth is better for you than cookies.
by beerisgood94 January 05, 2010