a) After prolonged use of crystal meth, when a person's face look like someone chewed it up then spit it back out. b) When a meth users face look like an old chew toy because of scabbing and scarring due to picking at their skin in reaction to crank bugs.

Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.

Someone who is so ugly that their facial attributes can be related to those of someone who is addicted to crystal meth.

When a girl or guy has all the facial structural elements to be attractive, but when it comes to features, they look like meth-smoking trailer park trash.