1. A guage that determines how much pussy one receives.
2. A material possession that enhances your attraction to the opposite sex.
3. A possession that enhances your chances of getting sex.
4. An item / object that would make someone feel the urge to sleep with you.
5. Potential chance to get some pussy!
2. A material possession that enhances your attraction to the opposite sex.
3. A possession that enhances your chances of getting sex.
4. An item / object that would make someone feel the urge to sleep with you.
5. Potential chance to get some pussy!
This new car will surely enhance my pussy meter.
My pussy meter is at a thousand, thanks to these new nikes I'm wearing on the first day of school.
Women like me with a beard, I'm pretty sure it adds 10 points to my pussy meter!
Wearing hammer pants in 2008 decreased my pussy meter by 100 points!
My pussy meter is at a thousand, thanks to these new nikes I'm wearing on the first day of school.
Women like me with a beard, I'm pretty sure it adds 10 points to my pussy meter!
Wearing hammer pants in 2008 decreased my pussy meter by 100 points!
by Tyrone D November 09, 2007
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A municipal employee who drives around metropolitan areas stalking and issuing innocent bystanders with parking tickets.
See also revenue police.
See also revenue police.
Dude, I had to bribe the meter maid with a five dollar bill so he wouldn't issue me a $25 parking ticket!
by dookeyboy November 22, 2010
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A surveillance device attached to the side of your home without your consent. Smart meters ( or digital recording anmeters ) record and transmit via cell phone signal all the account holder's family activities relating to electricity use. Smart meters allow utilities to spy on your hydro use hour by hour, showing peaks and dips in energy consumption as little as 0.1 kwh. In Canada some utilities are sharing this personal info with local police departments without a warrant. ( a clear violation of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms )
Good Samaritan: Damn the cops raided my house and cut down my 5 marijuana plants.
Other Good Samaritan: Bummer how'd they know?
Good Samaritan: Lousy hydro utility gave them a year's worth of my smart meter data without a warrant.
Other Good Samaritan: Bummer how'd they know?
Good Samaritan: Lousy hydro utility gave them a year's worth of my smart meter data without a warrant.
by onewithagun May 01, 2012
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another word for a vagina, used as code so other people such as family members don't know what you are on about. can be shortened to simply flangy or flange.
by shpannah September 07, 2006
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Wow! On the dick meter that test sucked all the way to the balls.
Damn Son!! That other team took the shaft on the dick meter. They only lost by 7, but hey, a loss is a loss.
Damn Son!! That other team took the shaft on the dick meter. They only lost by 7, but hey, a loss is a loss.
by Chuck Gallagher January 05, 2008
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The act of flirting with persons whose parking meter is set to expire, by use of change they may lack.
by 655, The Wise June 21, 2013
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