A meter is also a hammer a handle a tool a four pound the toast whatever you like; a gun

A measure of distance in countries where the people are oppressed by their governments.

A thermostat that controls the heater in a building.

The Scale that shows how scotchy someone is. At the top of the scale is the Scotchy Mother, then Pork Scotch. The Meter shows that no one in the Scotchy World is as Scotchy as The Scotchy Mother. She is even more scotchy than THE Pork Scotch.

An event commonly ran for track and field: a mix between sprinting and distance. Those who are good at are seen as superhuman by the rest of the team. 800 meters is about half a mile. Commonly referred to as simply "the 800"

1.Prussia`s awsome sitck down there... enough said

2.A Hetalia fan on LiveJournal made a list of average penis size by country. Since Prussia no longer exists (much to all Prussia's fans' chagrin), it was listed as having an average penis size of five meters.

3.A joke started by a fan about prussia

durring a discussion about the average penis sizes of men in various countries. As it was based on a recent survey using empirical data, information on Prussia was absent due to the dissolution of his country. After one fan stated that Prussia was "five meters long", the joke quickly caught on as a meme and fanworks with Prussia can often be seen referencing his "five meters", sometimes also called "five meters of awesome".

The asshole meter is a way that you can rate yourself to find out if you are a complete and utter asshole. The meter goes like this.

Level 1: Jerk, probably where most people fall on this list, they're generally nice people but at times can be a bit of a dickhead.

Level 2: Dick, this is the guy who you see calling girls "his bitches" and trying to get on every girl he sees.

Level 3: Douchebag, popped collar, hair gelled, sunglasses at night, you know the deal.

Level 4: Asshole, if you rate here, then you probably don't have many friends, you're an asshole all the time, you're that guy who scream at the drive through worker for ten minutes for forgetting the straw, or the guy who would literally steal candy from a baby.