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A paradigm that states that the plane of the universe is curved by the spin of uncountability around infinity.
Metastaticity is the successor to relativity.

It unites philosophy with cosmology.

Metastaticity states that the flat two-dimensional plane of the universe (nihilism) is bent by angular momentum.
by zanderfin November 17, 2019
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