The sum total of all biochemical reactions that occur in a person's body. Digestion of food is just one aspect of metabolism.

Divided into catabolism, where organic molecules are oxidised and degreaded to prodice energy, and anabolism, where small organic molecules are combined to form larger ones at a cost of energy.

A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."

Things that are cheugy:

The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles

Australians

Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires

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The rate at which food is digested.

A word that fat people do not understand. They use it as a scape goat for their fat asses instead of admitting to their own laziness.

The rate that you lose weight. Thin people are bitches about it and say that it means nothing.

An excuse a small person does for being skinny

Refers to how rapidly a bar-patron pays his bill.