Urban Dictionary: messare

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That guy who thinks everyone wants to see pictures of his kids. Also widely renowned as pre-ejaculate, nobody wants it but it’s always going to be there…

See that guy? Yeah he’s a Messare, his newborns balls are bigger than his.

by Biggy dicky July 21, 2021

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messare

That one guy who thinks it’s sooooo friggin important to show people pictures of his kids.

You see That guy over there? Yeah he’s a Messare and his newborn probably has bigger balls than he does.

by Biggy dicky July 21, 2021

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