Urban Dictionary: mess

Military word for where you live or eat.

going to the mess for a feed or going to the mess for a sleep

by Newey January 12, 2004

Have you seen Aliza? She's a mess, just like her phone screen.

by alizaismess™ March 02, 2016

to induce a state of mind where one has no freaking control with the help of alcohol or drugs

man you were a huge mess last night

by bren August 18, 2003

Is the genitalia in a male.

"I wish that girl would come over and suck my mess"

"look at it, its just a pile of mess down there"

by Iker99 September 13, 2011

Man that guy has a mess load of stuff.

by Gabby Mantaring April 27, 2005

as in jizm, spunk, man-juice, custard, yogurt, any other I could invent given the time...

i've lost me mess all over me best chuff mag

by zac pro July 06, 2004

A: "I'll speak to you about it on mess"
B: "On what?"
A: "MSN Messenger, idiot"

by jolt January 03, 2005