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to be filled with awesomeness and leetness.
1. Yeah man I'm seriously doing a merse today!

2. I'm mersing it up big time!

3. Oh wow, look at you go - you're seriously mersing it today!
by Tuneman November 25, 2009
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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It's a mans purse. An wallet type item, usually leather that is carried on or around the shoulder, know on occasion by "a European shoulder bag." Not to be confused with the fanny pack (made popular in the 1980's,which is worn around the waist). (Fanny packs are sometimes refured to as "fag bag's).

The differentionating factor between these "kissing cousins" is that the "fag bag" (To the layman)or "fanny pack" is:

A. Worn around the waist.
B. Usually worn by older bodybuilders or avid homosexuals.

The Merse or "man purse" is worn by anyone with bi-curosity in addition to flamboyant European heterosexuals, and finally men who are demasculinized by their wife.
Robert see's Fabian with a new kind of wallet, its almost like a wallet with a long shoulder strap, but its not a fanny pack, its a Merse, a mans purse. Robert is happy his boyfriend has a new wallet but isn't sure who gave it to him, Robert scream's " Nice fag bag", Fabian replies, its a Merse, a European shoulder bag you ignorant fool!
by Joey Joey Joey NYC April 17, 2010
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another word for first.
usually used at the end of the sentence in a whiny tone.
Person 1: Let's go on that ride.
Person 2: I'm going merse!
by Sarahhhhhhhhh. February 21, 2008
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Merse is another word for first.
Usually said in a whiny tone.
Person 1: I want to go on this ride.
Person 2: I'm going merse!
by Sarahhhhhhhhh. February 20, 2008
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errrr......a fat man who wears easter egg shirts and is sometimes confused as a blue whale
"Kill the merse O.G.!!!"
by Mr. Fields May 04, 2005
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Merse
A derogatory term describing a whiny, pathetic person. Often used for making fun of sore losers and friends who leave parties or other social functions too early because of a member of the opposite sex that the Merse is trying to bang.Also very useful for describing a pussy who can't eat/drink/party as much as their friends.
1. Wow, Levi and Jesse are such fucking Merses.
2. Holy shit, we really beat those fucking Merses at fooseball. I thought they were going to cry.
3. Wow, she really has his balls in her purse.. he's such a Merse!
4. I can't believe those Murses ditched the party to go try and get laid with those ho's!
by Sebastian69 June 26, 2006
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