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I got a merpie for when I should have another child.
by jack23333 April 20, 2010
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The expression of love between two men. Merpies can be both a verb and a noun. This love will generally make everyone else both nauseous or envious depending on the context.
by Jdford24 September 08, 2010
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"Merpy Derpy" Is the feeling of happiness, but also slightly sad or confused.
"I was feeling very Merpy Derpy today in class."
by CharmanderIsFire April 08, 2015
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(Pronounced Mer-pii Hahnuh-wahn-mus)

A term/phrase that serves as a compromise to those who want to be Politically Correct but be able to use a holiday name in public without getting in trouble for it. This is a mixture of the three most known holidays in December. Merry+Happy Hanukkah+Kwanzaa+Christmas.
MERPY HANUWANMAS, YOU POLITCALLY CORRECT BASTARDS!
by Smkiller December 24, 2008
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A word used when a fucking idiot is speaking such as cooper carmody, sheila sweeney, jack lockett, elizabth castillo and manymore and u really just feel like murdering them sometimes bc u cant deal w those fucking idiots like mery derp, an i rightt?
Liz: a dog has 4 legs

Me: merpy derp
by Deeznutsbitchmeg February 12, 2017
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spicier version of merp. can be used as merp. but also used for bad. or an accident tht just happened. like u farted in public or something. or when someone says something and ur like ya know merpis. or a nickname but only my nickname.
tswag is merpis.

it was a merpis night
oh. merpis.
by tswag420 January 05, 2019
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