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A mernel is a hybrid plant consisting of the body of a sunflower and leaves of cornstalks. Also has the face of a human surrounding by a jubilee of colorful petals. Weaknesses include Sun Chips (level 1-10 mern) and Kevin Costner (arch nemesis of all mern).
ANNE: Did you water the mernel today, Franklin?
DGlov: Hells yeah, bitch!
by Teekers Teekerson December 03, 2006
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May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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