A sex toy that swirls in the vagina and vibrates on the clitoris.
Dr. Sue Johansen recommends the Mermaid for ultimate satisfaction...HOT STUFF!
by Kate Kedvesh May 07, 2004
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Woman who, on account of a case of severe lethargic nymphomania, seldom leaves the confines of her bed. The legs of such a woman, it is conjectured, would slowly begin to fuse into one were her lady tunnel not constantly inundated by wave after wave of avid lovers. This is all very well, you might think, but the nearest shower is in the other room and so she smells of rotten fish.
Larry: "Aah...Suze is such a wonderful woman"
Barry: "Get lost, mate, she's a fricking mermaid, for goodness sake!"
Garry: "Have you both lost your minds? She's made out of latex"
by pale fire August 22, 2008
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A female with a really smelly pussy.

Fish-like scent
Nah dude, I wouldn’t go down on her she was a mermaid
by יהושוע May 15, 2019
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A chick who is a hot babe from the waist up, but fishy from the waist down.
After taking that babe home from the bar last night, I discovered she was total mermaid, cause her snatch was sour but she looked hot.
by Oulkk10 February 07, 2011
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Weigh-bridge operator. An official who weighs freight trucks and also regulates other compliance issues for professional truck operators, particulary in Australia and New Zealand, i.e. a cunt with scales.
Watch out mate the mermaids are out on Highway 1 and your rig looks a bit dodgy.
by Kiwi9845 July 03, 2012
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